Get ready for a wild ride, because this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is a rollercoaster of drama, awkwardness, and unexpected twists. But here’s where it gets controversial: Bronwyn’s luxury yacht vacation turns into a charter from hell, and it’s not just the stormy weather to blame. Let’s dive in.
The episode kicks off with a surprising scene: Bronwyn, instead of enjoying the plush comforts of her cabin, spends the night on a pool chair under the stars—and rain. Why? She’d rather endure the elements than share a bed with Britani. And this is the part most people miss: even the 3 a.m. downpour couldn’t change her mind. Little did she know, her chosen spot on the deck was the perfect eavesdropping location for Britani and Lisa’s morning chat about her. Lisa casually drops that Bronwyn had asked her to arrange a meeting between Gwen and her grandparents last season—a revelation that sets the tone for the day.
At breakfast, Bronwyn, hoping for a lifeline, asks Mary if she can crash in her room. Mary’s response? A swift and unapologetic, ‘No. Two’s company, three’s a crowd.’ Ouch. Bold move, Mary. Meanwhile, Britani tries to extend an olive branch, inviting Bronwyn back to their shared room. Bronwyn’s response is equally blunt: ‘I’m not interested in sleeping in a bed that maybe you brought one of the crew into.’ She’s referring to Britani’s attempts to charm Captain Jason, which, thanks to Bravo’s ever-present cameras, are quickly debunked as a simple air conditioner fix. Lisa, ever the peacemaker—or so she thinks—tries to clear the air by asking a crew member to confirm Captain Jason’s disinterest in Britani. But here’s the kicker: Lisa, who’s quick to call out others for gossip, is now accused of hypocrisy by Bronwyn. Talk about irony.
Enter Angie, who drops a bombshell: Lisa allegedly told her off-camera that Todd was making out with one of her friends—while farting. Yes, you read that right. Is this show’s obsession with flatulence a cry for help or just pure entertainment? Mary Cosby, in her confessional, sums it up perfectly: ‘If someone told me my husband was making out with someone and farting… I don’t know which one I’d be more devastated about.’ Lisa, surprisingly, doesn’t deny it, admitting she shouldn’t have said it. This raises questions: if she’s so quick to confess here, why would she deny leaking info about Bronwyn’s court cases? Is Lisa innocent by default, or just guilty of something else?
Bronwyn, predictably, loses it, but she’s torn between Angie’s advice to snap back and her own desire to rise above it. Meanwhile, Lisa and Meredith have their own drama brewing. Lisa feels Meredith isn’t publicly supporting her enough, while Meredith insists she’s been there privately. Mary, ever the provocateur, calls Meredith ‘boring’ and claims she lacks a storyline. Is Mary right, or is there more to Meredith than meets the eye?
Back on the boat, Bronwyn and Angie decide to lighten the mood with inflatable costumes—a decision that backfires spectacularly when Angie’s seahorse suit gets her hand slammed in a door. Bloodied but unbowed, she joins the zombie-themed dinner, which, according to Heather, is a nod to their talent for resurrecting old feuds. But let’s be real: these theme parties rarely make sense, and this one is no exception.
At dinner, Bronwyn mentions that Todd and Gwen weren’t thrilled about the farting allegations. Lisa apologizes, promising to keep Bronwyn’s family off-limits. Is this genuine growth, or just damage control? Meanwhile, Britani steals the show by throwing up over the side of the boat, then immediately sipping tequila. Meredith’s incredulous reaction—‘Why are you drinking tequila when you just threw up?’—is met with Britani’s deadpan, ‘’Cause I’m trying to feel better.’ Is this the most relatable moment of the season?
The night takes another turn when Britani brings up a TikTok accusing Seth of having a mistress. Meredith denies it, but Britani claims she’s just offering a ‘safe space.’ Is Britani a master of chaos, or just hilariously clueless? Either way, Captain Jason makes a swift exit, leaving the women to their drama.
So, here’s the question: Is this cast’s dysfunction pure entertainment, or a recipe for disaster? Let us know in the comments—and don’t hold back!
